Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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