school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
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