now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
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