lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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