ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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