oh god the rape fog is back!
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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