seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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