I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I could make wine with my vomit
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Randomize
