Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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