Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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