I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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