There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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