Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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