do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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