I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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