I think I died a long time ago.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
Randomize
