Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
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