ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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