I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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