I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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