The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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