bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
My dick has a subreddit
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
Randomize
