I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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