It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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