The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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