That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
honey bunches of taint.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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