I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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