shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
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oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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