I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
