Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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