Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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