Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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