if you like me you must not know who I am
I wish I could punch you in the face.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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