well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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