question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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