Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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