Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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