i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Randomize
