can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
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