its not stalking. its research.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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