are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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