So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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