dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
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