I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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