I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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