marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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