so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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