I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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