Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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