i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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