Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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