Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
