this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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